Thursday, November 18, 2010

He aint doctor; he's a businessman

I went to see a keling doctor ( not my regular doc), he felt my right wrist with his fingers and said my pulse is beating fast at 72 per mins. then he proceeded to draw a big 7-2 on his tablet pc - like marking exam paper.

"is your pulse usually this high? "- the doc
" i dont know, i dont keep track" - me
" i think you're having a fever.... " - the doc
" oooooooo...." - me (at least i didnt lie abt feeling sick)

then he took my temperarure with an infrared ear themometer .

"see...you've having a low-grade fever" - the doc
" ooo...." i continued to Ooooo...

while i was keeping my Ooo...he promotes a health screening packge to me.." come to my clinic next time for a blood test before December 1st to check your cholesterol bla bla bla bla bla, it will test on HIV as well ..and the whole package is only RM1XX...if you do later than December 1st it will cost you more at RM2XX..."

" 00....." i kept saying O..but did not utter the K .

6 Comments:

Blogger Birthmark said...

Doctors still need money. Good timing to slot in a promo. :D

Friday, November 19, 2010 1:32:00 AM  
Blogger Winn said...

Birthmark, yang pentingnya...do I look like I need HIV screening??? :S menopause i prolly still wld buy in!!

Friday, November 19, 2010 9:49:00 PM  
Blogger Birthmark said...

Yeah, I know...

It's the might-as-well moment. Haha.

Saturday, November 20, 2010 1:18:00 AM  
Anonymous kyh said...

OOOOOoooooooooooo... o.O

Saturday, November 20, 2010 1:23:00 PM  
Blogger just Alethea said...

funny...

Sunday, January 30, 2011 10:36:00 PM  
Blogger B 212 VGB said...

I LIKE !!!

Thursday, February 10, 2011 6:11:00 PM  

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