He aint doctor; he's a businessman
I went to see a keling doctor ( not my regular doc), he felt my right wrist with his fingers and said my pulse is beating fast at 72 per mins. then he proceeded to draw a big 7-2 on his tablet pc - like marking exam paper.
"is your pulse usually this high? "- the doc
" i dont know, i dont keep track" - me
" i think you're having a fever.... " - the doc
" oooooooo...." - me (at least i didnt lie abt feeling sick)
then he took my temperarure with an infrared ear themometer .
"see...you've having a low-grade fever" - the doc
" ooo...." i continued to Ooooo...
while i was keeping my Ooo...he promotes a health screening packge to me.." come to my clinic next time for a blood test before December 1st to check your cholesterol bla bla bla bla bla, it will test on HIV as well ..and the whole package is only RM1XX...if you do later than December 1st it will cost you more at RM2XX..."
" 00....." i kept saying O..but did not utter the K .
"is your pulse usually this high? "- the doc
" i dont know, i dont keep track" - me
" i think you're having a fever.... " - the doc
" oooooooo...." - me (at least i didnt lie abt feeling sick)
then he took my temperarure with an infrared ear themometer .
"see...you've having a low-grade fever" - the doc
" ooo...." i continued to Ooooo...
while i was keeping my Ooo...he promotes a health screening packge to me.." come to my clinic next time for a blood test before December 1st to check your cholesterol bla bla bla bla bla, it will test on HIV as well ..and the whole package is only RM1XX...if you do later than December 1st it will cost you more at RM2XX..."
" 00....." i kept saying O..but did not utter the K .







6 Comments:
Doctors still need money. Good timing to slot in a promo. :D
Birthmark, yang pentingnya...do I look like I need HIV screening??? :S menopause i prolly still wld buy in!!
Yeah, I know...
It's the might-as-well moment. Haha.
OOOOOoooooooooooo... o.O
funny...
I LIKE !!!
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