Lin Dynasty Chapter 33

Zeroimpact asked if he could story-tag me...and i OKed it. Here's an except from Zeroimpact the chapter 32:

“But you have to help me first!” says Phrestomansi.
Her joy disappeared as she asked him…
“What do you want from me…”

Here's my continuation of Lin Dynasty Chapter 33:

“ I want….” Phrestomasi pulled out a sword crafted with a bold porcupine from his tight fitting Levis 501 and gently rubbed it against Carrot’s flawless pimpled-face “well, I was told by my faithful knights that the Red Riding Hood’s granny holds possession to the legendary red stools which could make men who eats them feels STRONGER…Yeah. I want those.”

He conveniently squeezes one of her seasoned zits and continued “I’ believe you wouldn’t disappoint me my young lady.. Yeah I want those…”

Upon hearing this, the carrot couldn’t hold it anymore. A sudden burst of angers flushed rapidly upon her. Filled with humiliation & rage , she flicked the sword away, and slowly moved her body towards Pherestomansi with sizzling fiery stares. “URRRGH!!” She frantically grabbed hold of his ass and yelled “Are you out of your mind? Are you sure you want me to get this shit for you? LIU!!! Don’t you think I’m a lulu. Don’t you ever wish I’d steal stools for you!! HAHA I certainly wont do it bastard!! Coz doing so would only make me feels like the saddest puke on earth!!”

*Phrestomasi gasps silently in fear of Carrot’s reaction*

“Don’t you think I’m a useless puppet you asshole. I’m not that weak” She wipes away the saliva that flows out from the corner of her mouth as she speaks “Though I am pretty. …*LOL*. Well, I know Not many guys can resist my charm” Dandruffs flew like snowflakes off her greasy hair as she ran her fingers through every remaining strand.

*Pherestomasi threw out a tad bit of blood upon hearing this, but he remained calm and tried to not lose his cool*

“Listen to me your scum-head! !! Let me show you who I am, I will show you right here ,RIGHT NOW..!!”

Carrot suddenly let go of Pherestomasi’s solid ass and ran towards a sudden light shone by the carebears above the rainbow. She smirked and tore off her tops ,revealing her 48 F-cupped silicone-implanted boobs. Swiftly thereafter, 2 squirrels, 3 donkeys and 4 hippopotamus joined her stage.

She let out a deep breathe through her nostril and exhaled into a familiar song…

*sings*

[Carrot:] “I can show you the world, Shining shimmering splendid.Tell me,Phrestomasi, now when did You last let your heart decide?”
[Carrot:] “I can open your eyes,Take you wonder by wonder…Over, sideways and under on a magic carpet ride~~A whole new world~~A new fantastic point of view~No one to tell us no~Or where to go~Or say we're only dreaming”
[Phrestimansi:] “Unbelievable sights, Indescribable feeling, Soaring, tumbling,freewheeling Through an endless diamond sky~A whole new world~~”
[Carrot:] “Don't you dare close your eyes~”
[Phrestomansi:] “~A hundred thousand things to see~”
[Carrot:]“~Hold your breath - it gets better~”
[Phrestomansi:] “~I'm like a shooting star~~I've come so far~I can't go back to where I used to be”
[Hippopotamus:] “ A whole new world” *roars*
[Squirrels:] “ Every turn a surprise” *giggles*
[Donkeys:] “ With new horizons to pursue” *pants*
[All:] “ Every moment red-letter~I'll chase them anywhere~There's time to spare~Let me share this whole new world with you”
[Donkeys:] “A whole new world”
[Hippopotamus:] “That's where we'll be”
[Carrot:] “A thrilling chase”
[Phrestomansi:] “A wondrous place”
[Both:] “For ~you~ and~ me~~~~~”

..... -___-''


The CD got stuck and The Music stopped.

Carrot fell into Phrestomansi’s embrace and they gazed at each other’s starry eyes for the longest moment ..


“ My dear Phrestomansi, my dear dear Phres-Phres, I m so sorry for raising my voice at you just now, I was just disheartened . I was so afraid that you wouldnt recognise me forever…Phres-Phres, look at me now... I’m your darling ciku rot-rot” said Carrot.

“Oh rot-rot..It’s YOU my rot-rot!!I’m so sorry for not recognizing you justnow…I beg for your forgiveness…” Phrestomansi cried “ You certainly do not look like how the little rot-rot looked 10 years ago…but one thing never changed” He pointed at her silicones and both nodded in agreement. “I regret for having you to lose your dignity just to shine lights in waking me up from the robotcop's spell … I’m glad I’ve finally found you! Rot-rot, promise me! Promise me that you’ll never ever gonna leave me again, nothing will come against us no more...OOOHHH my cutie pie” He held her close to his heart.


“ My Phres-Phres…Yeah I’m glad we’re able to unite once again…” Her shoulder shivered as she teared “ I really do hope that this moment will last eternally, but I have to go…coz the fairy god mother’s spell has ended. Fate has brought us this far and I’m thankful for that…Goodbyes my love…...you will always be my dear phres phres”

*The show’s over; the clock is tolling midnight*
Carrot quickly pushed him away and ran down the alley as fast as she could, leaving only a broken glass slipper and a wounded Phrestomasi behind….....

I tagged Chen. I'm sorry Chen for not asking permission before i tag you with this chainned story tag. The original author has casted a 'spell' on this story-tag ,requiring every taggee to finish the tag within 3 days, else masuk forfeit list :( ...Sorries...I hope you are able to make it.

*Note: Phew:( This is tough! There goes my urge to blog for the next few days.*